vern the alien women's biker shorts

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Hi I’m Vern. I’m an alien from the 70s & I love reading the paper in my mid century modern home. I’m an interior designer & love the intricacies of a clock. Time is fascinating! 

Vern is an alien from the outer lands, but he wants to be people so bad. He reads the paper every Sunday in his human home, and tries to learn to tell time on his many many clocks. He’s a friendly alien from the 1970’s & lives in a quiet sleepy suburban town.

 Our super fun & uniquely designed Vern The Alien print is a limited edition, exclusive print designed only for Dillon Joy to use by designer: Shruti from @blueflowerstroke


sizing listed in photos.

we use bamboo terry fabric for super comfort!

no elastic waist bands here! we opted for a yoga band fit instead!

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Rachel Byrd

I got these and they are comfy. I will say size up one size though. Tabi told me to and I refused to listen, so mine are a little tight. Still fit, but tighter than I prefer.. I should have listened to her. I am a size 12/14, the large is a little tight bc of the style. I got another pattern in xl and they fit great. Can wear them out or to lounge 😊

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